Sex and Waffles: Unleash Your Kraken

November 30, 2019 - Comment

Often times we rate the things in our lives based on their level of perceived difficulty. Like many of us who experience a (questionably?) healthy level of anxiety or self-consciousness, we tend to write off the things that fall in the “difficult” category. Unfortunately, getting laid has made it onto the “difficult” category for most

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Often times we rate the things in our lives based on their level of perceived difficulty. Like many of us who experience a (questionably?) healthy level of anxiety or self-consciousness, we tend to write off the things that fall in the “difficult” category. Unfortunately, getting laid has made it onto the “difficult” category for most people, especially women. Women have been entrusting men with the control of our sex lives for far too long. For some reason, we have evolved to believe that we can only hookup with men if we are clean shaven, married, three dates in, or looking like we just stepped off the red carpet!! I’m here to tell you that NONE of that matters. I’m here to inform you that you can get laid in sweatpants! I’m here to inform you that getting laid is easier than you think it is! In a world where we are busy pursuing our dreams, paying off student loans, and trying to afford groceries- we should not have to worry about the next time we will get laid. After many years of scientific anecdotal research, I bring to you the ULTIMATE FORMULA for getting laid. An ancient secret finally brought to light. Here I’ll help you learn some voodoo magic that you can use in your own life to help you get laid more and to help you become the strong independent kraken (woman) you were meant to be!

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